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OpEd: Real Estate is About to CRASH, Again!!! (Comments)

Shit... again?

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 17, 2013 12:17 pm

The "news" also didn't mention that the banksters' bill, HB 87, virtually eliminates the ability to depose representatives from the banks to test the banks' allegations and ask important questions like, does the bank own the loan, has the loan already been paid off, does the homeowner really owe anything, etc.

It’s one blithering idiot I’d like to draw attention to… (Comments)

Stop. Look. Wonder.

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 17, 2013 11:01 am

It is said the incoming City Manager, Mary "Florence Nightingale To The Troops" Blasi has a close bond with your Police Chief, Michael MannHe'sOnlyQuarter PounderAwayFromaMyocardialInfarction. And the Chief, as you well know, surrounds himself with a cadre of blustering, blubbering, blithering-fucking-idiot yes men/women.

Open Letter: Kenneth MacNamee. (Comments)

Chasing revenue that does meet our return requirements.

Category: Delray Beach
May 17, 2013 8:00 am

The CEO further states, "...our residential line is very capital intensive and generally lower margin." Subtly, this means WM has high operating costs and overhead (tickets to ball games, golf outings, fishing excursions, tables at black tie events, etc., I guess can add up) or it wants to maintain its (fat?) profit margin.

Biggie Smalls, Mom’s Basement, and Fixing Tickets. (Comments)

Speaking of fixing tickets, aka favoritism, aka fuck you, aka fuck me, aka fuck us.

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 16, 2013 5:00 pm

If Mann believes it best to avoid me, then he is obviously overpaying his Legal Liaison (Legal Barbie). One call from her to the OIG, SAO, County, DOJ, members of the press would have verified, "That Chaz Stevens is one mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker."

RE: Criminal Complaint Against Lauderdale Lakes Commissioner/Deadbeat Dad Eric Lavon Wimberly Hayes (Comments)

Also, we assert he’s a dead-beat dad.

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 2:57 pm

We estimate Haynes’ direct salary and benefits to be $1,750 monthly, not including pension contributions and other travel related expenses, all totaling approximately $14,000. While Baseball has the Mendoza Line, we note Haynes is fast approaching the Corey Alston Line.

Chaz Rule #1: Always kick a man when he’s down. (Comments)

Another day, another criminal complaint.

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 12:38 pm

And hopefully, you will be stupid enough to convince someone to lie for you (saying you lived with them). That would be, well, bad for them also -- as one doesn't want to lie to Mr. Donnelly and his band of fine fellows.

The Eric Haynes Pink Slip (Comments)

The city commission shall be the judge of the applicability of these provisions

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 9:24 am

Further I make a motion that all monies paid direct or indirectly to Commissioner Eric Haynes since October 2012 be recouped since he "forfeited" the office of commissioner as defined by Section 3.10 of the Charter. (That would be approximately $1,750 per month for salary and benefits for 8 months, Oct to May, for a total of $14,000).

Commissioner WhatTheFucksHisName from WhereTheFuckiStan (Comments)

Who's your Daddy, bitch?

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 8:20 am

Factually speaking, Haynes sold his Lakes house Sep. 4, 2012, and has been using a PO Box in Corals Springs ever since. About two weeks ago, he updated Supervisor of Elections address to his business on State Road 7. We file this under "cover up, more pitiful."

South Town Star: House of Brides owners say Oak Lawn manager killed lease (Comments)

Deetjen denied that accusation.

Category: Oak Lawn IL
May 15, 2013 12:11 am

The owners of House of Brides, a longtime store in Oak Lawn, plan to sue the village for allegedly not allowing them to lease the store to a health care provider, their attorney said Tuesday night.

Mann is shitting himself. We offer butt wipes in consolation. (Comments)

Chunky Blumpkin, FDLE Special Agent in charge of Entenmanns

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 14, 2013 11:19 pm

I was on the gig about an hour and quickly realized you suck giant monkey balls. And besides, do you really think the Three Amigos on the dais haven't been paying attention?

Larry Deetjen drops the N-Bomb again! (Comments)

You knew it was only a matter of time.

Category: Oak Lawn IL
May 14, 2013 7:32 pm

The manager should also be investigated for using the village staff and specifically the police department for this claim of being threatened physically. If the manager is attempting to somehow cover his past conduct and use a police report to do it that would be another serious issue. Once again, there is some history on this.

PB Post Editorial: Will South Bay survive its former city manager? (Comments)

End of story? Hardly.

Category: Belle Glade
May 14, 2013 2:20 pm

In just a three-month span in 2009, Mr. Alston billed the city almost $2,000 for meals. The twist? Auditors say almost all of them took place in restaurants near his home in Broward County.

OpEd: Completely rhetorical question: (not really) (Comments)

File this under "public perception' again?

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 14, 2013 8:28 am

The position includes tasks such as locking up the pools in the evening, tagging suspicious and/or unmarked cars, and reporting any activity or occurrences. The officer will be required to live on property however, as payment for services, the officer will receive 50 percent off the monthly rent.

Announcement: Get in the game!

The Pirate Bay: Video of the Day. (Comments)

Category: Music
May 17, 2013 10:39 pm

Eww eww, that smell. (Comments)

Category: Waste Management
May 17, 2013 3:02 pm

Oh Toronto. (Comments)

Hehehe..

Category: Drugs are bad - m'kay?
May 17, 2013 12:10 pm

Gawker wrote about the buying tour of a video supposedly showing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Jay Yarow at Business Insider said, “Gawker busted the mayor of Toronto for smoking crack, it seems.” Kate Pierce at Forbes suggested: “Kickstarter to help Gawker buy the video of Rob Ford smoking crack.” Chris Cillizza at the Washington Post had another idea, “Rob Ford, call your office.”

Letter to the Editor: Dear Commissioners. (Comments)

Category: Coconut Creek
May 16, 2013 9:24 pm

City Commission agendas very frequently - too frequently - contain items requesting either variances or amendments to city ordinances which allow those housing developers and commercial merchants to develop and expand further than is permitted by existing ordinances.

Alright! Listen up people. (Comments)

Question: Who hasn't shagged who over there?

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 16, 2013 7:38 pm

Regardless of Mann's All Out Handjob Of Love Tour, he is absolutely, positively loathed by several Creek Commissioners. And while the charter rightly prevents a commissioner from interfering in the day to day operations, as they say, shit roll downhill.

Correction: The MAOS Watercooler: Randazzo’s Vagina Penis. (Comments)

Category: Coconut Creek
May 16, 2013 9:09 am

Here’s what we’re hearing this fine morning … the Coconut Creek Director who likes to drop N Bombs, also loves the other N Word == nepotism. Seems that she hired ~~her son~~ a District Supervisor’s son over more qualified candidates (aka those with bachelor’s degrees).

Seems junior might (unconfirmed, so assume not true) have substance abuse issues and well, needs to buy a watch, as he was supposedly late to work during his probationary period.

Just remember kids, it’s not what you know, it’s whose ~~vagina you popped out of~~ penis from whence you came (pun!)…

The biggest ponzi schemers in Lakes history… (Comments)

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 9:09 pm

The most epic dog versus cat battle ever. (Comments)

Category: Fucking Entertaining
May 15, 2013 7:25 pm

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Chaz Stevens, Editor of MyActsOfSedition.com (MAOS), is South Florida’s premier political corruption fighting activist who counts among his many triumphs the indictment of three elected officials.

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