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De ja GettingFuckedInTheRump (Comments)

The latest debacle by Jon Allen

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 21, 2013 8:22 am

BSO has no liability in this $9.2M- Broward County does. And of course mislead his Commission (except his other Made-Off brother Haynes and buddy Auditor Rod Harvey) on the continuing Ponzi scheme.

You can come out of the closet now, Jon Allen. (Comments)

The Ponzi scheme goes on with Allen and Commissioner Eric Haynes.

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 20, 2013 7:48 pm

None of the statements match or agree with one another. Who audited Allen and Finance Director Marie Elianor? Are they operating Elianor’s solar powered Hello Kitty calculator in a closet with the light turned off?

Elliot Auerhahn, a little man with a great love for big government. (Comments)

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?

Category: Broward
May 20, 2013 7:11 pm

Auerhahn comically tried to silence Medico and then proceeded to continually mute and unmute the call, not realizing he was only silencing the Sunshine Meeting and not the caller.

OpEd: Real Estate is About to CRASH, Again!!! (Comments)

Shit... again?

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 17, 2013 12:17 pm

The "news" also didn't mention that the banksters' bill, HB 87, virtually eliminates the ability to depose representatives from the banks to test the banks' allegations and ask important questions like, does the bank own the loan, has the loan already been paid off, does the homeowner really owe anything, etc.

It’s one blithering idiot I’d like to draw attention to… (Comments)

Stop. Look. Wonder.

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 17, 2013 11:01 am

It is said the incoming City Manager, Mary "Florence Nightingale To The Troops" Blasi has a close bond with your Police Chief, Michael MannHe'sOnlyQuarter PounderAwayFromaMyocardialInfarction. And the Chief, as you well know, surrounds himself with a cadre of blustering, blubbering, blithering-fucking-idiot yes men/women.

Open Letter: Kenneth MacNamee. (Comments)

Chasing revenue that does meet our return requirements.

Category: Delray Beach
May 17, 2013 8:00 am

The CEO further states, "...our residential line is very capital intensive and generally lower margin." Subtly, this means WM has high operating costs and overhead (tickets to ball games, golf outings, fishing excursions, tables at black tie events, etc., I guess can add up) or it wants to maintain its (fat?) profit margin.

Biggie Smalls, Mom’s Basement, and Fixing Tickets. (Comments)

Speaking of fixing tickets, aka favoritism, aka fuck you, aka fuck me, aka fuck us.

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 16, 2013 5:00 pm

If Mann believes it best to avoid me, then he is obviously overpaying his Legal Liaison (Legal Barbie). One call from her to the OIG, SAO, County, DOJ, members of the press would have verified, "That Chaz Stevens is one mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker."

RE: Criminal Complaint Against Lauderdale Lakes Commissioner/Deadbeat Dad Eric Lavon Wimberly Hayes (Comments)

Also, we assert he’s a dead-beat dad.

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 2:57 pm

We estimate Haynes’ direct salary and benefits to be $1,750 monthly, not including pension contributions and other travel related expenses, all totaling approximately $14,000. While Baseball has the Mendoza Line, we note Haynes is fast approaching the Corey Alston Line.

Chaz Rule #1: Always kick a man when he’s down. (Comments)

Another day, another criminal complaint.

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 12:38 pm

And hopefully, you will be stupid enough to convince someone to lie for you (saying you lived with them). That would be, well, bad for them also -- as one doesn't want to lie to Mr. Donnelly and his band of fine fellows.

The Eric Haynes Pink Slip (Comments)

The city commission shall be the judge of the applicability of these provisions

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 9:24 am

Further I make a motion that all monies paid direct or indirectly to Commissioner Eric Haynes since October 2012 be recouped since he "forfeited" the office of commissioner as defined by Section 3.10 of the Charter. (That would be approximately $1,750 per month for salary and benefits for 8 months, Oct to May, for a total of $14,000).

Commissioner WhatTheFucksHisName from WhereTheFuckiStan (Comments)

Who's your Daddy, bitch?

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 15, 2013 8:20 am

Factually speaking, Haynes sold his Lakes house Sep. 4, 2012, and has been using a PO Box in Corals Springs ever since. About two weeks ago, he updated Supervisor of Elections address to his business on State Road 7. We file this under "cover up, more pitiful."

South Town Star: House of Brides owners say Oak Lawn manager killed lease (Comments)

Deetjen denied that accusation.

Category: Oak Lawn IL
May 15, 2013 12:11 am

The owners of House of Brides, a longtime store in Oak Lawn, plan to sue the village for allegedly not allowing them to lease the store to a health care provider, their attorney said Tuesday night.

Mann is shitting himself. We offer butt wipes in consolation. (Comments)

Chunky Blumpkin, FDLE Special Agent in charge of Entenmanns

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 14, 2013 11:19 pm

I was on the gig about an hour and quickly realized you suck giant monkey balls. And besides, do you really think the Three Amigos on the dais haven't been paying attention?

Announcement: Wanna learn about ObamaCare?

My dad, Jim Stevens, an expert in the following, is conducting free, non-political seminars where he will share his knowledge of Obama’s Health Care Plan. It's coming our way October 1, 2013.

Interested? Give Jimbo a call at 954-401-3174.

Announcement: Get in the game!

At the helm, Semen First Class Michael Mann. (Comments)

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 22, 2013 2:55 pm

Apparently, Chief MannWeTurnedHisMindTurnedIntoGoo has been studiously avoiding mentioning our name. On the other hand, a certain Lt. has been whining about being in the InterWeb’s spotlight.

Rub some dirt into it, and walk it off.

File this under “minor, contributing to a” call. (Comments)

Category: Coconut Creek
May 22, 2013 11:00 am

According to an emailer, around the 30:00m mark, we’re told recently hired, non-college graduate, son of an employee, Phillip Randazzo makes his Hollywood debut.

Where HOLLYYYYWOOOODDDDD? (Comments)

Category: Coconut Creek PD
May 20, 2013 10:25 pm

To my friends at the CCPD -- now's your chance to stick it up the Chief's ass. He's in a panic, knows he's gonna get clam baked ... he's taking on more water than a "Jap sub at high tide."

Toys around our office. (Comments)

Category: MAOS
May 20, 2013 9:34 pm

Tenacious D delivered the weather report for a New Zealand television station for some reason (Comments)

Category: Fucking Entertaining
May 20, 2013 7:58 pm

We Tracked Down Our Biggest Troll…and Kind of Liked Him (Comments)

Category: Fucking Entertaining
May 20, 2013 7:56 pm

How not to sing the national anthem. (Comments)

Category: Fucking Entertaining
May 20, 2013 7:54 pm

LL CRA meeting – 5/21/13 (Comments)

Category: Lauderdale Lakes
May 20, 2013 7:23 pm

Gary Rogers is really having a hard time bringing anything of substance to his CRA Board. This Tuesday’s agenda has nothing but retreads. They are recycling the same tired old items: Discussion of Multi-Modal Transit Facility contained in the 2009 CRA Plan; Children’s Community Garden…and of course Elianor’s financial activity report saying everything is just great…even though $2.3 million still needs to be paid back to the fund! I don’t know how they get away with it. Where are the “brick and mortar” improvements? If they don’t have the money to do them…then why are they there…and still being paid?

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