ANTHONY DAVIS --

Technically speaking, Pastor Anthony Davis is fucked between a rock and a much harder rock.

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What the hell man? What was that all about?

So anyway…

My friends in the media tell me “Davis has been calling around, asking about an investigation” and folks around City Hall indicate “he’s gone radio silent.”

Radio silence?

DJ Irie, queue Thomas Dolby.

Silent. Off the grid. Missing in action.

Now, why would this man of the cloth disappear? Why would he climb in his Cadillac Escalade and ride off into the sunset?

An Escalade bought, mind you, right around the time he proclaimed poverty, thereby securing $17K worth of HUD home fixer up funding.

Does anyone have an idea?

We do… We know exactly what’s going on, and for the moment, we’re not telling.

But we will. Rest assured, we’ll tell the tale.

And it will be glorious.

* It will be another one of those “Chaz talks about investigations, but nothing ever happens.” This will be the first of three such instances.

Updated:

Many will recall, Davis hoped to replace the Sylvia Poitier as Deerfield Beach District #2 Commissioner.

Get that?

Replace one corrupt elected official with another corrupted person…

Not on my fucking watch.

I wasn’t about to allow three years of my work (nailing Poitier) go to waste. Maybe folks in D2 don’t care – apathy or stupidity or corrupt themselves – but with South Florida’s premier corruption fighter on the case, this shit had no chance of flying.

When I am done with Davis, he’ll be hard pressed to get funding for lunch.

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