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Handjobs for all!

[about doing handjobs] Just think about it as a ketchup bottle, and you have to get the ketchup out.

To: Timothy Donnelly, Broward SAO

via email

Hey Mr. Donnelly;

Recently, most of the folks on the Lauderdale Lakes City Commission, in an act that strains the fabric of reality, publicly proclaimed “my, what a good job City Manager :JA: is doing for the residents of our town.”

Allow me to retort.

How’s the felony criminal investigation of Allen going? By the way, did you just get those other Allen criminal complaints on mine?

Happy holidays to you. Thanks for all your hard work.

Best

C

PS Right after a round of “handies”, the Commission voted themselves a $15k/year raise.

Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

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