Does Jon Allen remind you of a mustache on a penis? (Comments)

January 29, 2013 4:28 pm

LAUDERDALE LAKES --

I’ve heard it say Lauderdale Lakes City Manager jon allen frat bastard does not perform well in bed under pressure. I’ve also been lead to believe he’s a “control freak” who will make big mistakes when push comes to shove.

Most excellent … with all the shit that’s coming his way, we’ll all have ring side seats to his implosion.

I’m wondering, what will be the issue that put’s him over the edge? Will it be?

  1. News about possible criminal prosecution for his felony bid splitting?
  2. Ritter’s Hammer of Thor – aka the dual State look/sees into the Allen Administration?
  3. Exposing the city’s curious policy of “take home vehicles / beer wagons”?
  4. Missing hugs from his boyhood friend, Commissioer eric haynes noob – who supposedly lives in Parkland and works in Orlando.
  5. Another OIG report?
  6. More bad news from the SAO?

Drop your shorts thoughts in the comments section. Let us know what you’re thinking.

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