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Don’t Tase Me Bro becomes Don’t Crash Into Me Bitch.

Once there was this boy who…

Seems another day, another Coconut Creek female police officer (Candice Tao-Baroszek) has gotten into a cop car wreck, making this the ….

F***, we’ve actually lost count.

Suggestion: move the broads over to a Segway. No really, do you feel safe with these dames driving the streets of Creek?

Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens

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According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.

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