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MAOS offers up to $5,000 for information on Abby Freedman.

Veteran Broward Beat journalist Buddy Nevins is knocking it out-of-da-park with his reporting on Abby “Pentagonorrhea” Freedman. Nevins writes,”Going against her own staff, Freedman…

Veteran Broward Beat journalist Buddy Nevins is knocking it out-of-da-park with his reporting on Abby “Pentagonorrhea” Freedman.

Nevins writes,”Going against her own staff, Freedman is threatening to bus elementary students from Parkland to Deerfield Beach and Pompano Beach…unless she gets a new school for Parkland.”

“Freedman believes a new elementary is needed to handle expected growth. Word from some residents is that she has been talking to charter school companies,” says Nevins.

Nevin’s story has sparked a cottage industry of citizen Facebook-outrage, and as we’re never one to miss the bandwagon, we hopped aboard!

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Reviewing Freedman’s numbers ($1 million net worth — half of that her house, $186K a year in income, kid in private college and one in high school, kids traveling the world in the summer, $100K cash to fund her campaign), we’ve come to the conclusion those numbers just don’t add up.

maxie0524ADr. Mr. Abby Freedman is a chiropractor. Not a real doctor mind you, but a dude that graduated from Life College University (or the such), and who makes about $90/hr.

The Freedman’s aren’t a big financial deal, when you look at it this way.

That dude with the uni-brow is Dr. Sid, founder of Life. If you ever lived in Atlanta, you know him.

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I’m thinking there’s a bunch of behind-the-scenes money exchanging hands over at the Freedman-Crack-Back-Shack.

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Yes, during the election cycle, MAOS backed the Freedman campaign. In retrospect, it was, well, choose your poison pill — Hitler or Mussolini, you decide.

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With all this in mind, MAOS is offering up to $5,000 for any information about alleged illegal or corrupt activities by Freedman (Mr. or Mrs.).

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Musical Interlude: Speaking of Dead or Alive.

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