Festivus v2.0

Religion is like a penis. Also PBR Festivus Pole v2.0 lives.

Thanks to my very good buddy, Thomas Wright, the Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole v2.0 is ready for erection in the Florida State Capitol…

Thanks to my very good buddy, Thomas Wright, the Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole v2.0 is ready for erection in the Florida State Capitol building.

Let us take this moment to bow our asses heads in prayer.

Oh Jesus, there is no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in c***.

Play ball!

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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens

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According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.

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