[UPDATE]: Department of Unsubstantiated Rumors

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Rumors are swirling around Poitier's "excused absense" from yesterday's City of Deerfield Beach Commission meeting.  The party line is she's sick and the rumor mill says she's "cooperating with investigators".

This much I know.  At the time of this writing, there wasn't a Poitier listed on the BSO website.

My gut instinct?  As much as it pains me to say (and luckily I'm on pain meds), I'm going with the party line.

Update:
Word from a really good intel source indicates Poitier has some health issues.  The Sedition wishes Sylvia Poitier a quick and speedy recovery.

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