Okay, listen up nitwits.

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In 2006, :AD:, crying poverty, fixed up his bathroom using HUD grant money, while at the same time, his company, Brotherly Love Social Services, had $131,964 in gross receipts.

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Now maybe you’re thinking, Brolonoscopy just had a good year… Indeed he did … along with 2005 and beyond.

2005: $107,446
2006: $131,964
2007: $231,949
2008: $248,564

For those counting on their fingers, that’s $719,753. And then there’s 2009, a watershed moment in time for Brotherly Love.

Gross receipts: $318,501
Salary: $189,712
Professional Fees: $119,680
Other expenses: $52,926

So for those five years, that little storefront “church”, operating pretty much under the radar and with nearly zero oversight, received $968,594 in grant money (and that doesn’t take into consideration other private funding).

One million dollars.

I knew he was doing good, but seven figures good?

Almost makes the atheist inside me want to find Jesus.

No wonder he told everyone — well, almost everyone — to kiss off when they asked to see his books. I mean, who in their right mind would want to cook this golden goose?

Can I get a f***in’ amen?

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