We didn’t really see eye-to-eye.

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Johnny+Cochran

William Crawford, the former Fee Attorney for the Deerfield Beach Housing Authority, once called me “vile and disgusting”; words emailed in response to my constant blistering of his pasty white ass.

You see, his firm, in a span of about nine months, was allowed to bill nearly $60,000 looking for ways to silence my criticism.*

Fortunately, because of my efforts, Crawford — after 17 years — was finally put out to pasture.

Booyah!

[cleeng_content id="297696182" description="Why stop now? It\'s just getting interesting!" price="4.99" referral="0.1"]Now, let’s speak about another F***tardashian that needs to go — :JB:. And here’s why:

  1. He’s an old bag of gas.
  2. See above.

Since Nineteen Hundred and Frozen, Brady has always been the Lauderdale Lakes City Attorney.  While he might have switched firms, one thing remained constant — the Commission has never put legal services out to bid.

No bids, no solicitations, no “hey, see if Johnny Cochran is still dead.”

We even wonder, does a contract exist?

Good luck getting it now that Landscaping is in charge of the Clerk’s Office.

Tossing fiduciary responsibility to the wind, the Commission has no idea if they’re getting the best price, best legal advice, best available legal hack. Instead, they end up saddled with Brady’s opinions such as this classic — “yeah, go ahead and hire Manny Diez‘s firm at $160/hr.”

Unfortunately, there’s little hope as the City Charter, State, and Federal Law don’t require these services to be bid. So the ball, we presume, is left up to those morons on the dais.

And we all know how that’s gonna end.

* To show my love and appreciation, I filed a Bar Complaint against Crawford (still ongoing).

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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

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