Who cares if Bob Nichols got a blow job?

Chaz StevensPolitics

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When it comes to President Bill Clinton, I’ve only got one problem with the whole Monica Lewinsky issue.  It’s when Clinton looked directly into the camera and told the world, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’

You see, in my book, when it comes to blow jobs, there’s no debating what “is is.”  One could argue the quality … but, if your schlong enters a woman’s mouth, I’m of the mindset that’s sex.

Same thing here with Broward County Judicial candidate Bob Nichols … I really don’t care if he was unfaithful to his wife. Now, if that happened, that’s a shitty thing to do … but it’s not the first time a spouse has cheated on another.  And really, if that was all this story was about, then in my book, it wasn’t a story.

However…

If the allegations of Party #1 are indeed true, and that is, Nichols slipped her his bone while representing her pro-bono, then that’s another matter altogether.

To me, this is all about judgment.  Or perhaps, lack thereof.

I mean, who in their right mind would potentially violate Bar Canons, expose their family to possible public shame, and well, allow the world at large to see their junk? Someone of rational thought would think to themselves, “if I send this cock shot, is there a chance it will get out into the wild?”

So if Nichols did indeed send a dick pick, to a woman he was representing, then what does that say about his judgment? And if he cocks (pun!) this up, what about when he has someone’s freedom, or hell even their life, in his hands?

Can you trust him to make a right decision?

Would Judge Bob Nichols cut someone a break if that someone was (a) female, and (b) had a nice rack?

The other thought here.

Nichols appeared to have slandered this woman… Denied sending any messages…. Yet I have pages and pages and pages of what’s supposed to be Facebook messages between the two parties.

Then again, Nichols gets his campaign advice from Terry Scott — the same Scott who I opine stole from the Mango Festival. The same Scott who is Sylvia Poitier’s right hand man.And the same Scott who recently told me if I ever wrote about him again, he’d cut my head off and hand it to my Mother.

In rebuttal, I told Scott if he wasn’t one Twinkie away from a diabetic coma, I’d take him more serious.

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Chaz Stevens

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