Holiday is nearly upon us.

Chaz StevensPoliticsLeave a Comment

small_my-first-condoms

To: Lauderdale Lakes Staff
CC: Broward County Commission
Broward State Attorney’s Office
Broward Office of Inspector General

via email

Here at MAOS, we’ve been thinking, what can we get :JA: as the perfect holiday gift…

We’re running out of ideas as:

  1. The criminal investigation by the Miami Dade SAO is drawing to a head (pun!).
  2. The Broward County Commission has decided to unleash the Kraken and times are going to get tough.
  3. We believe Senator Chris Smith will follow Senator Eleanor Sobel‘s lead and demand an audit of the CRA.

See our dilemma?  All the good gifts are taken.

I guess, all that’s left is a box of condoms (given Allen’s proclivity to bang/noodle/spork the office staff).

However, we’re had no luck finding any in his size (medium youth).

Any hints?

Happy Holiday.


Chaz Stevens

Advertise with Us

Want to get in on local advertising? We work with small to large businesses – as well as bloggers – providing cost effective marketing.

Partner with us!

Web Development is our business.

zProduction.com is a full-service digital shop built on a foundation of e-commerce, front end design, and web development outfit.

We would like to learn about yours.

Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens

@TweetsByMAOS

According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
CFO candidate (D) William Rankin Probable Cause Hearing http://t.co/1G1OLkUqfu - 2 hours ago
Chaz Stevens
Chaz StevensHoliday is nearly upon us.