We’ve slapped together a few reasons why Coconut Creek candidate Bruce “Awesome Jello” Augello isn’t the answer.
- He hit/bit his (now ex) wife.
- He’s a straw man for Dave Rivera and Rivera’s $370,000 salary.
- No college degree, but a 13 week course at BSO learning how to “crowd control” — which I guess might come in handy at a picnic or unruly birthday party.
- He’s a mall cop at a liquor store.
- He’s a HOA President. Ohhhh, wow… My panties are so wet, I could drown a baby.
Seriously folks? This guy? In charge of a $75 million dollar budget? Is weed legal in the Creek?