Protect and Serve Sue.

Chaz StevensPolitics

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There’s this copper over in Coconut Creek by the name of Lt. Dominic “Aromatase Inhibitor” Coppola. Kinda a big fellow, former school cop, and now (WTF?) Commander of Criminal Investigations. Seems Coppola has a thing for suing residents of Coconut Creek — ostensibly for getting “hurt” on/by their property. Like back in 2012 when the Kindergarten Cop cut his hand trying to open a garage door. Responding to the scene? Fire rescue and Coppola’s attorney.

This is only one incident – as there are others involving Coppola, boo-boos, and shysters.

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Dear Coconut Creek, if you need to send some cops my way, kindly keep Coppola occupied near the squat machine, as I can’t afford his legal fees.

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PS Not so good news for some reading this post — excessive testosterone injections may lead to tumors, the random bitch tit, backne, and soft, small testicles.

PPS  Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

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Plaintiff
Coppola, Dominic
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CACE90031942
Plaintiff
Coppola, Dominic
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10/26/1990

CACE12030542
Plaintiff
Coppola, Dominic
Civil
10/30/2012

CACE03012516
Plaintiff
Coppola, Dominic
Civil
07/22/2003

CACE90031942
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Coppola, Dominic
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10/26/1990

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Coppola, Dominic
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10/30/2012

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