Don’t Tase Me Bro becomes Don’t Crash Into Me Bitch.

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Seems another day, another Coconut Creek female police officer (Candice Tao-Baroszek) has gotten into a cop car wreck, making this the ….

F***, we’ve actually lost count.

Suggestion: move the broads over to a Segway. No really, do you feel safe with these dames driving the streets of Creek?

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