MAOS does bull-busting activism and isn’t a sales-drone for online advertising.

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According to Margate News‘ (Oh Those Pesky AID’s Infected Africans) Mitch Pellecchia, his blog is bigger than my blog.

Break out a dick-measuring device! We got ourselves a throw down!

I thought at first, there’s no comparing MAOS to Rag-O’-Mitch, but what the f*** I say, let the games begin.

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Rag-O’-Mitch

  • Ground breaking coverage of the Wendy’s opening
  • Offers advertising from such well-known establishments like Pete’s Barber Shop
  • Saves everyone money with Quadruple Fuel Perks at Margate Winn-Dixie
MAOS

  • Dick-noses galore
  • The occasional fart joke
  • Festivus Pole anyone?
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MAOS is niche pornography for the politically-depraved hardcore reader.

Since our first day of operation, we’ve never worried once about broad market appeal. We targeted a select audience — those in the know and those who want to be. And really, we’ve not given much of a flying f*** about our audience (being the cheap bastards they are).

While we sometimes ask for donations (like now), we wanted to avoid advertising clutter — aka Mitch’s site — though, if you broke down Pellecchia’s 2012 bankruptcy filing, you’d see his 47,000 page views a month doesn’t really amount to a hill of financial beans for him.

MAOS does bull-busting activism and isn’t a sales-drone for online advertising.

All things considered equal, will Omaha Steaks rid the world of Sylvia Poitier?

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Let me put it to you another way.

If you asked Heat fans around South Florida if they read MAOS, chances are slim to none. Same thing with folks into entertainment, knitting, and church-going activities.

Editor’s Note: Definitely a no-go for the whole Jesus H. Christ crew.

Now, ask folks into the local political scene about MAOS and watch their eyes will light up.

“Oh, that blogger,” he’s  ______ (insert answer below here).

  • Dreamy
  • Well-hung
  • I wish my man/woman/Chihuahua was half the man/woman/Chihuahua Chaz is.

I’ve been on the Sunday Miami Herald front page, New Times Activist of the Year, Roll Call, and the Washington Post. I’ve sent three elected officials to jail and two more are in hot water.

While I’ve written for the New Times, Mitch handles such scintillating issues as Want Santa to Visit your Digs?, Hebrew Academy Celebrates Chanukah in Song, Pow Wow and Potlatch at Atlantic West, and the ever popular What’s a Half a Car?

Tell me Mitch, are people talking about your words outside of Margate? Do readers in Lauderdale even know you exist? As for MAOS, when I asked a County Commissioner about our perception, I was told, “Everyone talks about you. Everyone.”

To sum up.

Mitch, you can blow me.

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Chaz Stevens

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Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
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According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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