Bill, fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go thru life son.

Chaz StevensPolitics0 Comments

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Broward State Attorney’s Office
attn: Timothy Donnelly

RE: Hallandale Beach Commissioner Bill Julian

Dear Mr. Donnelly:

The purpose of this complaint is to highlight the apparent violations of Florida Law, and the blistering fucking stupidity of Hallandale Beach Commissioner Bill “Dumb Fuck” Julian.

Bill, fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go thru life son.

As you are well aware, Florida Statutes prohibit an elected official from trading favors for votes. I’m thinking like Florida Statute 83 Misuse of Office.

On film, Julian admits that while he’d not take a Cadillac, he’s got no problem with accepting a couple hundred volunteers for his upcoming, and now roasted and toasted, re-election effort.

Take for instance the following excerpt from Bob “Not Always Truthful In Print” Norman’s recent piece on WPiG.

In the conversation with an unidentified person Julian talks of the developers buying “a frigging van” for the Hallandale Food Pantry, his favorite city charity, adding that it was something he “couldn’t tell anybody.” He also said that the developer’s attorney, Debbie Orshefsky, offered him 300 campaign workers for his reelection.

“Orshefsky tells me before this, ‘Don’t worry, we’ll have 300 people out in the street for you when you run for office,’” the vice mayor says on the audiotape. “So I want to see that.”

Dumb Fuck goes on to thank Orshesky for the help.

He’s an idiot that one.

Therefore, please fully investigate this matter, check to see if there’s lead in Dumb Fuck’s water, and stick your boot up his ass.

Genius out.

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