Dear People in the 850.
Greetings to you, may your bug spray protect you from Zika!
The name is Chaz Stevens, and if that name rings a bell, it’s because I’m the fellow who installs the yearly Festivus Pole in the rotunda. But, that’s not why I’m calling you today.
See, I’ve got me a complaint down this way in the 954. Seems that a local politico, a very rotund, and I mean very rotund, fellow by the name of Bill Julian, who right now is still a Hallandale Beach City Commissioner, got caught with his sizable pants down around his dainty little ankles.
And it’s with that in mind that I’ve attached my official complaint and demand for action.
Hallandale Beach vice mayor caught on tape talking about vote, secret gifts
Julian had accidentally left a recording of a private conversation on a voice message after apparently failing to hang up the phone. On the recording, obtained exclusively by Local 10 News, Julian appears to admit to agreeing to accept favors in exchange for his vote to approve a massive and at times controversial $450 million condo and hotel development at his city’s Diplomat Golf & Tennis Club.
And for extra laughs, seems the Sun-Sentinel decided to spike the story! Apparently, the report didn’t contain any food truck reviews, rumblings about Fort Lauderdale, or references to the Kardashians.[gview file=”https://www.myactsofsedition.com/wp-content/uploads/Bill-Julian-Complaint.pdf”]