Contact MAOS

If you've come this far, you're obviously looking for something.

Or maybe you're a spam bot.

For the humans in the audience interested in writing about us, talking to us, featuring us, asking us questions, challenging us to Jenga or are looking for a good sushi joint in the South Florida, we'll need some info first.

Fair warning, we're really busy around here, so, as much as we'd love to, we can't respond to everyone. If we're able to work with you, you'll hear from us in no time at all.

Finally, we really really value your privacy and anonymity. We'll never disclose, share, or sell your information.

Never. Ever.

We promise.

If you're looking to upload file(s), use our Anonymous Dropbox instead.

AFK address

1600 S. Dixie Highway
Suite 300
Boca Raton, FL 33432
818-468-5433
fax: 561-908-6740

Doing business with MAOS.

  1. I am not an idiot and this isn’t my first rodeo.
  2. Re-read step #1.
  3. As a reporter who values his sources, I will never divulge your name, cite you in my writing, or throw you under the bus.
  4. If you are trying to spin me, try harder.
  5. Recognize that I know you’re trying to spin me.
  6. This irritates the fuck out of me. Do you really think I am that stupid?
  7. Don’t waste your time digging up my skeletons. Just google me, it’s all out there.
  8. Leave my fucking family, and especially my dog, out of the mix.
  9. I am not the person my writing leads you to believe.
  10. I’ve sent corrupted elected officials to jail. That was not by accident.
  11. Folks with power listen to what I have to say and so should you.
  12. I don’t drink and I don’t drug. At times, my writing seems to indicate otherwise.
  13. I am rarely seen in public, I don’t take meetings, so don’t ask for one.

That’s enough for now.