I’ve been a long time supporter of Tamarac Commissioner Le Peerman. In the MAOS book, she’s one of the good guys …er… girls.

But, when it comes to her backing of Broward County School Board candidate Shelly Solomon, Peerman’s got it all wrong.

Let us count the ways.

1. Peerman has told us, “Freedman comes from a well-to-do background, therefore she does not understand the plight of the poor.” Only the poor can understand the poor? Only the poor understand the value of a proper education? Rubbish.
2. Peerman’s logic here becomes twisted, when considering approximately 30% of OB/GYN doctors are men. I mean, how could these dudes ever truly understand the vagina, being as they don’t have one (except, that is, eric haynes noob).
3. Le, ever have a naughty-parts doc who’s a guy?
4. Peerman, in her pitiful defense of Solomon, indicated to me, “Shelly was just flustered when receiving your call. Who’d want a call from The Genius?” True dat. Unfortunately for that line of defense, Solomon kept asking me “who are you.”
5. Solomon outrightly lied. And did a bad job of it. When queried about the $450 expenditure, I was informed, “it was for mailings.” When pressed, Solomon quickly recanted that line of explanation.

Solomon, well behind in the polling and needing a leg up, hired an attack dog to do her biding. And she got caught red handed. In the end, this caper is as simple as it seems.

Even I don’t even need a vagina to understand that.