To: Shelly Solomon
Broward County School Board District

via email

According to your last campaign treasurer report, I’ve noticed that you have about $7,500 in “communication expenses” to UPS.

Right around the same time you paid RedBroward’s Chris Leggett $60 for some business cards.

I’m assuming mailers… Yet, I don’t see any mailers from you, and asking around, no one’s got any mailers from you. However, I’ve heard the rumor about a slew of mailers being sent out to some registered fuckwadtardos Republicans…

Dum de dum dum.

So I am wondering.

1. Did the RedBroward folks help out here?
2. You realize, if you are sending mailers, you need the appropriate disclaimer on the bottom.
3. Did you include such a disclaimer? I am thinking, NFW is the answer. You’re like the North Broward version of Joy Cooper.
4. I spoke to the UPS store in question and they were like “duh, huh, what”. Oddly reminiscent of our talk on the phone the other day.

And, if in fact it is as I suspect — that you paid others to send out mailers on your behalf, then this is a violation of Florida Law. Tsk tsk, as they say. Therefore, can I get one of those mailers?

Look. Personally speaking, I think you are running a dirty campaign. And not a really bright one…

But what do I know. I’m only The Genius.

Toodles.

PS Regarding the $500 worth of campaign petty cash withdrawals by Abby Freedman, I checked the SOE records. That’s appropriate, legal, and above board. $500 per campaign donation cycle, max of $100 per expense. No deal, fucker.