August 13, 2012 10:00 pm
President Obama today called the NASA crew managing the Curiosity rover to congratulate them on a job well done and to make clear that if life is discovered on Mars
we will have to plunge our country further into debt to expand unemployment to cover our lazy neighbors who do nothing but lounge around in extraterrestrial dirt, he will be intrigued. “If in fact you do make contact with Martians, please let me know right away,” he said. “I’ve got a lot of other things on my plate but I expect that would go to the top of the list. Even if they’re just microbes that would be pretty exciting.” He also made a topical reference to the flight controller with a mohawk. “You guys are a little cooler than you used to be,” he quipped.
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