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October 9, 2012 4:14 pm
Sometimes, there are times, such as this time, when the Muse takes a hold and doesn’t let go. Such as it was today, when I was discussing the nickname (aka JeanRobbZilla) of future failed mayoral candidate Jean JeanRobbZilla RobbZilla.
It seemed to me, and to my discussion pally (I’ll call him Mike W. for the sake of this post), that the handle “RobbZilla” wasn’t really pithy enough.
No snap.
Sans panache.
Oh, don’t get me wrong — comparing that old battleaxe to a 200 gajillion year old petrified dinosaur was reasonable, nay dead (pun!) on target.
As both have fossilized naughty parts.
But it lacked, what we in the comedic business term, “the eww factor.”
And that’s when our Muse arrived.
So, from now on, for here til eternity, until RobbZilla is now longer with us (we’ve been watching the second hand on our watch), and even after, Jean JeanRobbZilla RobbZilla will forever formally, and informally, be known as …
< drum roll please >
Anal bleaching.
For those of you that want to make your chocolate spider vanilla.
And thanks to the YouTubes, we’ve included a handy instructional video on the subject.
[youtube_sc url="http://youtu.be/fhyNZDGs228"]
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