Letter to the MAOS Editor

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Send a letter to the editor by e-mailing chaz@myactsofsedition.com or by USPS :

1600 S. Dixie Highway
Suite 300
Boca Raton, FL 33426

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AFK address

1600 S. Dixie Highway
Suite 300
Boca Raton, FL 33432
fax: 561-908-6740

Doing business with MAOS.

  1. I am not an idiot and this isn’t my first rodeo.
  2. Re-read step #1.
  3. As a reporter who values his sources, I will never divulge your name, cite you in my writing, or throw you under the bus.
  4. If you are trying to spin me, try harder.
  5. Recognize that I know you’re trying to spin me.
  6. This irritates the f*** out of me. Do you really think I am that stupid?
  7. Don’t waste your time digging up my skeletons. Just google me, it’s all out there.
  8. Leave my f***ing family, and especially my dog, out of the mix.
  9. I am not the person my writing leads you to believe.
  10. I’ve sent corrupted elected officials to jail. That was not by accident.
  11. Folks with power listen to what I have to say and so should you.
  12. I don’t drink and I don’t drug. At times, my writing seems to indicate otherwise.
  13. I am rarely seen in public, I don’t take meetings, so don’t ask for one.

That’s enough for now.

Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens


According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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