Chaz Stevens is in charge, so listen up!

Ron Coddington Drunk At A Crime Scene

All that, my friends, is just the Moron’s channeling their inner David Cody — throwing shit against the wall and see what sticks.

What I did find fascinating is the “church giving permission” to plant those signs. This statement flies in the face of what’s publicly been put forward by Church folks (Bob Does #2).

Seinfeld writer Dan O’Keefe on Chaz Stevens.

Pole Of Beer Cans Erected In Florida Capitol Celebrating Irreverent "Festivus"

How do you feel about the appropriation by atheists? I am all for that. I’m a big fan of what atheists are trying to do. I’m a big fan of trying to come up with humorous or user-friendly versions of atheism. I think America was more or less settled by people who hated their families or else they wouldn’t have left. So hating—or at least admitting that there’s something wrong about your family—is always healthy. I think it’s better than slavishly worshiping or insisting that your family do the same. I think that atheism is the same way: Atheism is to Christianity as awareness of Festivus is to religion. Or something like that. I loved learning that several state governments are accepting Festivus displays as part of their religious iconography. I’m all for that. So you’re a supporter of the PBR pole in Florida? Oh, yeah! I don’t even know how deep their research was—I think they must have done research because my dad’s drink of choice was PBR. And he drank a lot of it! He was one of their biggest customers. In fact, to this day, when I smell it, I have to leave the room. When the …

Plantiff (Chaz Stevens) responds to interrogatories. #EATTHIS


Plaintiff has knowledge of emails sent by Defendant Jean Robb, during the time period set forth in the complaint, to Mr. Jim Lusk, Mr. David Eller, or some other person, that discuss either her support, or lack thereof, for Defendant City’s approval of a vote that would effect the land use of property owned by Mr. Eller. Plaintiff has not been able to gain access to these emails because they have not been produced pursuant to his public records request by defendants. However, the persons who have knowledge of the existence and content of these emails are Mr. Lusk, Mr. Eller, the Defendant Jean Robb, and possibly other persons known to Jean Robb.

1stAndMonday: Champion of the Week – Chaz Stevens


At the core of every Holiday celebration there lies a Judea-Christian sensibility that surpasses all. Whether you are putting up the Christmas tree or lighting a Menorah you can thank an omnipotent God for the jolly feeling in your heart. In these modern times where its too PC to talk about Jesus, Moses or Kwanza Jones Christmas is a time to set all that aside and set up a nativity shrine at the local courthouse. Who’s going to argue with Christmas right? Chaz Stevens will. An atheist and member of the Freedom From Religion Foundation, Stevens made his feelings about a nativity display at the Florida Statehouse known by erecting a Festivus Pole near the shrine. To those not familiar with 90′s sitcom general knowledge, Festivus was invented by Seinfeld character Frank Costanza after being fed up with the over-commercialization of Christmas. it is celebrated around a Festivus Pole and features the annual Airing of Grievances and the always popular Feats of Strength. Obviously setting up a pole made from beer cans and celebrating men tearing phone books apart with their bare hands sounds ridiculous but to Stevens the idea of organized religion sounds just as crazy. Stevens claims his …