Report on Emergency Meeting at L Lakes

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It seems that Commissioner Patricia Hawkins-Williams forced this emergency meeting due to some audit issues. And yes the city’s external auditor, Mr. Smith from Keefe, McCullough, was there and basically said that Finance Director Marie Elianor does not know shit.

RE: Public Works Director Award to Manny Diez of the City of Lauderdale Lakes

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A Broward County Office of Inspector General Report in 2012 blasted the alleged conspiracy between Mr. Allen and Mr. Diez, then working for a firm under contract to the City, to circumvent the purchasing and contract authority of City Manager Jon Allen to obtain the services of Mr. Diez as a consultant in 2011. This arrangement brought Mr. Diez back at a rate of 450% over the salary he left the City previously.

For christ sake, she has a penis coming out of her nose…

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According to our sources, local nutjob Gwen Denton, pissed off that folks were attacking her homey Eric “Got Himself In A World of Trouble” Haynes, told Sandra Davies and Commissioners Gloria Lewis and Patricia Williams, “you’re gonna pay for it.” Sorry Denton, if we’re looking for an expert at getting shit for free, we’ll ring you up, otherwise that whole paying scenario, like phone calls to Jamaica mon, is outside your wheelhouse. All of this is related to a recent Sun-Sentinel article that reported “The Florida Ethics Commission has found no evidence Lauderdale Lakes Vice Mayor Patricia Hawkins-Williams took a kickback from the sale of football and cheerleading T-shirts purchased with city money. The commission, in a decision released Wednesday, found no probable cause of any wrongdoing by the vice mayor.” Too bad, so sad … this utterly pitiful attempt by Team Jon Allen to deflect attention away from his ongoing criminal investigation. *** We surmise Allen, or his cronies, provided Denton with Williams’ expense account information. We’re also guessing Allen asserted influence on the Sports League to “turn tail” on Williams. Adding to the confusion was Finance Director Hello Kitty’s ever changing story. *** Here’s the fly in the …

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But don’t be hating on Larry Tibbs here, as this one falls squarely at Allen’s dainty little feet.

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