It is said the incoming City Manager, Mary "Florence Nightingale To The Troops" Blasi has a close bond with your Police Chief, Michael MannHe'sOnlyQuarter PounderAwayFromaMyocardialInfarction. And the Chief, as you well know, surrounds himself with a cadre of blustering, blubbering, blithering-fucking-idiot yes men/women.

If Mann believes it best to avoid me, then he is obviously overpaying his Legal Liaison (Legal Barbie). One call from her to the OIG, SAO, County, DOJ, members of the press would have verified, "That Chaz Stevens is one mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker."

We estimate Haynes’ direct salary and benefits to be $1,750 monthly, not including pension contributions and other travel related expenses, all totaling approximately $14,000. While Baseball has the Mendoza Line, we note Haynes is fast approaching the Corey Alston Line.

When you Creek staffers are gathering around the watercooler, are you discussing S-S's Ariel Barkhurst? Are you talking about the Bulldog's Dan Christensen (friend of the blog)?

At last night's Lauderdale Lakes city commission meeting, a resident brought up the fact Commissioner Eric Wimberly/Hayes does not reside within the City's borders, yet you opined as is well and good as a Commissioner only had to live in the city six months before the election to qualify.

Therefore, I ask your assistance in securing this public document … to wit, have Engle put down the donut, get off his ass, and go to work.

Question: If Leslie smashed into Little Jimmy, would that be considered property damage? Are our children now thought to be chattel?

I opine, if you're a tosser (of stones that is), you are either in my reticle, or like GaryL, too stupid, too jealous, and too myopic to know any better.

You're probably asking yourself how did they do it? Where did they find an extra $6.4 million dollars (roughly 40% of their yearly budget)? Are revenues that much better over in the Lakes? Is Gary Rogers, the world's best CRA Director, doing such a good job with the CRA Tomato Garden, he's put Del Monte Fresh Produce out out business?