Ron Cockblockington: Friend of Bill Ganz and a protector of our Constitutional right.

Chaz StevensPolitics

Editor’s Note: Apparently, we’ve only got one Constitutional right. On Feb 19, 2013, at 8:17 AM, “Ron Coddington” <rcoddington@cctcivil.com wrote: Bill; It seems the City and You are afraid of what you think is the unknown. Peggy won’t show up to any kind of debate, forum, etc. We know why , because of course she can’t speak, can’t debate, and can’t answer one question about the future of the city without some kind of prompt or info supplied by you. She is a follower, not a leader. But you, I am unsure of why you are afraid of Jean. You put forth a good effort to supply Chaz and others with info on past votes an positions on city issues by Robb. Your city staff has taken direct action to suppress city workers votes, and you have initiated a code enforcement issue with campaign sings that one code officer says he has not seen in 30 years! The biggest mistake, is Peggy has called land Owners and threatened negative city action if they did not replace Rodd signs with Noland signs. She is desperate, and treading on thin ice. If she keeps this up, the entire city staff will be … Read More

“Why Dick Rosenzweig and not Bill Ganz”, I’m asked.

Chaz StevensPolitics

I’ve received a couple of phone calls, folks wondering about my decision not to “investigate” Deerfield Beach Commissioner Bill Ganz (re: the Jean Robb lawsuit). It all boils down to time … as in a complete waste of my time; previous moments I can devote to paying Robb back for the years decades lifetime of her nastiness. Question: If you follow Deerfield Beach politics, do you really think Ganz is pally’ing up to Robb? Can you imagine any two politicos more further apart? I can see Robb reaching out to … oh say Deerfield Beach Commissioner Richard Rosenzweig (hint hint fact fact) … but can you imagine her calling Ganz on the phone? Probably would go something like this. << ring ring >> Ganz: Welcome to Moes! Robb: Bill, this is Jean. Ganz: Who? Homo say what? Robb: Jean. Jean Robb.  You know, Mayor of Deerfield Beach, your boss, winner by a landslide (27 votes). I’m powered by Krevoy, intellectualized by Grassi, and guided by Coddington. I also tend to chew my gums like a camel, smell like 100 year-old parchment that’s been soaking in pond water, and haven’t taken a good deuce since Carter was in office. Robb: I … Read More

There are county bumpkins, then there’s Fast Freddy Foreskin.

Chaz StevensPolitics

When you take into account all of his liabilities — he’s 87 years old, suffering from all-timers, married to Marge Simpson‘s sister, and went/stayed full-retard in ’51,  you almost feel sorry for Fred Foreman AKA Fast Freddy Foreskin. Almost, but not quite. Irritated with Commissioner Bill Ganz, disgusted with City Manager Burgess Hanson, and thoroughly unhappy with the prospect of Mayor Jean Robb only having a single vote on the dais (he desires four), Foreskin skirts dangerously close to violating Florida Sunshine Law. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7xNAX9Gv9A Hell, maybe, just maybe, he’s even broken the law…We’d not find that surprising, since Robb’s intentionally altered the public record of their communications. In the end, who knows what that pair of no-good-niks are up to? Editor’s Note: That’s why we sued and look forward to our depositions. A review of the emails — those that were turned over, that is — between Foreskin and Robb paints a very troubling picture. Foreskin appears to be acting as a go-between Robb and other Commissioners. Channeling his inner Matt Helm, Foreskin avoids the city-issued account and sends emails to Commissioner Richard Rosenzweig‘s Yahoo account. Foreskin tells Robb to remove his name from all forwarded mail (we opine Robb … Read More

John Grassi-Ass: I represent the People of Deerfield Beach.

Chaz StevensPolitics

We’ve begun the arduous task of looking into 2,100 pages of emails (many still not turned over to us as required by law) sent by Mayor Jean McTossThatMesssage and John Grass-Ass.  Here’s a few things we’ve learned. Fast Freddy Foreskin is a piece of shit and that’s all you will ever need to know about him. He’s on the MAOS radar, and someday he’ll be here on our pages. Foreskin and Grassi-ass, supposed big proponents of transparent government, sure like to conduct business on the sly. From a Foreskin email: From: fastfreddy1752 <fastfreddy1752@aol.com> To: Fishmayven <Fishmayven@yahoo.com> Sent: Mon, Jun 24, 2013 5:36 am My frustrations boileth over with these two clowns. Therefore, please return the materials I gave you earlier this month, rather than pass them along to Mr. Ganz as I’d previously requested. We might just have a chance for some progress and healing here in D.B. after these guys leave the scene. Their sly and deceitful tactics have driven a wedge between our local government and the public. That’s NOT good leadership, and it most certainly does destroy any trust in government from the public. Nancy and I will be at tonight’s budget meeting. We’ll be the folks … Read More

Robb didn’t want to move the election. Wonder what changed her mind.

Chaz StevensPolitics

In an email to the Broward Supervisor of Elections, we learn that Mayor Jean McHoldTheEmail is researching the idea of moving the town’s election date back to November. “We are trying to move the election to November 2014, just one time, and Andy is researching it. He told me to ask your opinion as to whether Sylvia Poitier can run again. He does not think there is a problem since she was only convicted of a misdemeanor. She seems to think she might have a problem with the state.” Move, as in singular. Just one time. Once, and only once. This comes as a complete turnabout from the cretin known as Jean Robb, Charter Review Person (circa years ago), who opined, “Moving the date doesn’t make any sense.” So what gives? Are we to believe it’s a matter of fiscal prudence? Will this one-time move somehow save the taxpayers a bundle of cash? Will the turn-out be higher? Will this address our town’s problem of voter apathy? Ha! We f***ing jest! *** From the State of Florida, Department of Environmental Protection May 2013 deposition of Poitier: Q. Why didn’t you spend any money towards site assessment money. A: I didn’t … Read More

Sylvia Poitier 2013: Hooked on opiates, broke as f***, and caught red-handed in a felony lie.

Chaz StevensPolitics

In 2012, Sylvia Poitier was arrested and removed from office, charged with five different misdemeanor counts of corruption, of which four stuck. Eventually, she was sentenced to probation and fined modest court costs. Certain folks — usually intellectually challenged people who don’t like MAOS — opine Poitier’s crimes never amounted to more than a hill of beans. In their heads, this was much ado about nothing. Allow us to retort, and we’ll use Sylvia’s own words. But, before we begin, let’s set the stage, returning back to a certain Commission meeting in March, 2009. *** Remember the Westside Deerfield Businessman Association (WDBA)? Ostensibly, this organization provided low-income housing to those in need, when in reality it lined the Poitier family’s pockets. Running tight on funds, in August of 2008, then-Commissioner Poitier acquired $30,000 in cash — via the imaginary budgetary line item “Community Outreach” — for the WDBA. Later investigations revealed a sizable portion of that money went into Dan Poitier‘s wallet. A few months later (March 2009) and some new Commissioners (Bill Ganz), Poitier found herself in an uphill battle when returning back to the Community Outreach bucket. Ganz, suspicious about this funding, demanded the WDBA present their financials … Read More

Who’s the c*** now?

Chaz StevensPolitics

The f***ing United States Department of Justice used my work to nail Davis with a $50,000 settlement.