Blood shooting all over the place.

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Chairman Keith Emery;
Deerfield Beach Housing Authority

Good day to you Sir.

I hope the following two words don’t…  Oh what was it that you once told me…   It was something like “your brain was going to explode from the telekinesis and blood was going to shoot out your eyes“.

Not sure there Holmes, but that’s pretty whacked out.

About those two words.  Let’s get right to them shall we?

Pick all that apply…

a)  Jawara Flowers
b)  JF Remodeling
c)  Rinse and repeat as needed.

Toodles.   By the way, *you* are in the construction business right?

Chaz Stevens

PS.  Or, come to think of it, there’s option (d)  David Borgueño.  He’s a great chap.  Spoke to him *at length* regarding (a) and (b).

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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
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According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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