Here’s a few things that I’ve heard from standing around the water cooler.

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  1. Cronies of Anita Fain-Taylor are starting to bubble forth.
  2. City Manager Jonathan Allen begins to feel the wrath of his Commission.
  3. The Waste Management contract is finally come to a head. Duh and/or hello? Where the f*** have ya’all been?
  4. The City Attorney may also be in the hot seat. The same City Attorney who opined the SAO will only pay my work “lip service.”

Hey Jim, my girlfriend pays me … um … lip service … and I am not complaining. Others also aren’t so quick to dismiss me (see Poitier, Sylvia, Gonot, Steve, and Capellini, Alfredo all arrested because of my efforts).

Long time fans of this blog will recognize the following …

You see, when the going starts to get tough for those in charge, we here at MAOS like to break out in song and dance. So the following tune goes out to Little Jonathan.

Two words bro.


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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens


According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
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