Bang. (updated)


We’ve learned this AM that :JA: is appointing Celeste Dunmore to the position of Interim City Clerk.

[cleeng_content id=”339155117″ description=”Why stop now? It’s just getting interesting!” price=”0.99″ referral=”0.10″]Dunmore has no prior experience.

Seems this appointment didn’t sit well with Commissioner Gloria Lewis, who fired off the following email to :JA2: and her colleagues.

Hell to the no! CM you have hurt to [sic] many of our employees along this journey. I will not stand utterly [sic] by you making this appointment. By the way is time for you to go. In my opinion.  Let me know you have any questions.

And then MAOS followed up by sending this email to the same bunch of nitwits.

Mr. City Manager.

With your bold move of appointing another truly unqualified secretary to a position of authority, first :ME:, now Dunmore, I really one have one question…

Are you gonna start banging her?*

Well, that’s about it. Check you later. Have your people call my people… We’ll do a couple of 40s.

Chaz Stevens

* You know bang…  Screw, shag, bone, nail, tap…  That bang…

Or should I have used the past tense — banged?  As in already nailed it beatch!

Say hey to the wife for me.

Here’s a song I think that’s appropriate for the moment.


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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

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