Asking Stacy for her help.

ritter2

To: Stacy Ritter

via email

Hey Madam Commissioner.

The following is an official request for assistance.

Recently, I wrote a little piece comparing the Hollywood CRA to Lauderdale Lakes.  All based upon the Sun-Sentinel’s article regarding the Senator Eleanor Sobel‘s requested audit.

In short, based upon Florida Statutes, Hollywood, because of it’s illegal accounting practices, is required by State Law to reimburse CRA funding. And what happened in Hollywood is identical to what happened, and is happening, in Lauderdale Lakes.

Therefore, I’d like to make two officials requests.

  1. Like Sobel, I wish for you to request a Florida Auditor’s General audit of the Lauderdale Lakes CRA. State Representative :HR: has intentionally ignored the need for an audit — due directly to her illegal acceptance of a bribe stipend allowance handout personal stimulus package.  Yeah, she’s a douche bag alright.
  2. Given Lauderdale Lakes’ misuse of Broward County CRA funds, I’d like to have you go get that money back from them.

In the end, Lauderdale Lakes is illegally, and intentionally, misusing our money.  I say f*** that.  Kindly go kick them, and by them I mean :JA:, in the nuts for all of us. He is a lying, cheating, lowlife scumbag — all wrapped up in some ridiculous religious garb.

My very best to you.

Happy Holiday.

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