05 Dec Holiday is nearly upon us.
To: Lauderdale Lakes Staff
CC: Broward County Commission
Broward State Attorney’s Office
Broward Office of Inspector General
Here at MAOS, we’ve been thinking, what can we get :JA: as the perfect holiday gift…
We’re running out of ideas as:
- The criminal investigation by the Miami Dade SAO is drawing to a head (pun!).
- The Broward County Commission has decided to unleash the Kraken and times are going to get tough.
- We believe Senator Chris Smith will follow Senator Eleanor Sobel‘s lead and demand an audit of the CRA.
See our dilemma? All the good gifts are taken.
I guess, all that’s left is a box of condoms (given Allen’s proclivity to bang/noodle/spork the office staff).
However, we’re had no luck finding any in his size (medium youth).