Bill Lewis. Coke dealer. Dirt Bag. Now Tough On Crime.


From the Sun-Sentinel a few months back,

Political consultant and radio host William E. Lewis was arrested Tuesday in a domestic violence case.

Sheriff Al Lamberti, who said he hired Lewis’s consulting company to help with his campaign social media accounts — Facebook and Twitter — fired him from the campaign after the arrest, saying “you can’t defend the indefensible.”

The arrest this week led to the revelation that Lewis is a convicted felon with a rap sheet from the late 1980s and early 1990s.

Lewis’s  wife told deputies that during an argument, her husband grabbed her neck from behind and squeezed, according to the arrest report.

Then he left, and she called 911, according to the report. She told deputies that in a previous fight, he’d sprayed her with Lysol and hit her in the face with the can, causing an injury that required stitches.

So when I see this f***er trying to take the moral high ground, I decided to jab a stick in his eye.

To wit:


Which prompted this email from Smurfie Coke:



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