MAOS Announces More 2013 Deerfield Beach Election Ballot Locations!

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Ada Graham-Johnson, City Clerk
Brenda Snipes, Supervisor of Elections

via email

Madam City Clerk and Dr. Snipes.

I’ve decided to follow along in the footsteps of dick-torial candidate Jean Robb by installing additional ballot drop boxes at various locations around town.  With that, I have a few questions:

  1. I have secured about 30 cardboard boxes. Which is preferred — corrugated or recycled?
  2. I believe a lock, well really, any security for that matter, may act as a “deterrent” for voting.  Therefore, my ballot drop boxes won’t be secured in any fashion — open both to the elements and to society at large.
  3. My marketing team has suggested a Drop Your Election Ballot Off Tequila Party. We’re thinking, drop off one vote, get a shot.  Two votes, two shots. And so forth. You’ll win a “I Hate Chaz Stevens” by Sylvia Poitier t-shirt with your fifth vote!!!
  4. We’re also pondering the idea of printing up ballots — just in case you, well, find yourself short on cash, at our party, and want to have a couple of drinks.  Can you kindly send me camera ready artwork?
  5. What’s the best way to surreptitiously open up ballots? Is there a way to tell who voted for Noland, or that Robb fellow?  Cough cough.  Not that we’d do that, mind you.
  6. Finally, we’re thinking of charging our hosts a fee for this service.  Any thoughts here?  We’re having a hard time putting a reasonable price on freedom and democracy.

On behalf of my team, we’re really looking forward to helping out this election, being a small part of the Snipes Army! I think there’s a good future in “private voting officials.”

As they say “vote early”.  And now, at selected locations in Deerfield Beach, we offer voting often.