Why you should say no to Bruce Augello.

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We’ve slapped together a few reasons why Coconut Creek candidate Bruce “Awesome Jello” Augello isn’t the answer.

  1. He hit/bit his (now ex) wife.
  2. He’s a straw man for Dave Rivera and Rivera’s $370,000 salary.
  3. No college degree, but a 13 week course at BSO learning how to “crowd control” — which I guess might come in handy at a picnic or unruly birthday party.
  4. He’s a mall cop at a liquor store.
  5. He’s a HOA President. Ohhhh, wow… My panties are so wet, I could drown a baby.

Seriously folks?  This guy? In charge of a $75 million dollar budget? Is weed legal in the Creek?