12 Aug Congratulations John. Job well done. Not.

We are sad to report that Fire Pension Board Member Andy Brown, after serving eight years, tendered his resignation earlier today.

For those unfamiliar with Brown and his selfless work, this is bad news for us. I’ve known Brown for many years, and you would be hard pressed to find a better person —  gracious, intelligent, giving, and devoted.

And unfortunately, he came under fire from local-f***ing-asshole John Grassi. Rather than cause a stink, Brown quit.

Okay John, it is now officially on between you and I. Let’s see how you like the spotlight, you little fat f***.

Chaz Stevens

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