Gentleman — and we use that term deliberately here — waxes poetic as he is arrested.

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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

Professional Troublemaker
Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
Chaz Stevens

@TweetsByMAOS

According to John Stewart, I am the General Patton of the War on Xmas. Father, Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole. Professional troublemaker.
At this past Tuesday's Commission Meeting in Lauderdale Lakes, it was the Tuesday Night Fights. http://t.co/PYKPT8ajNL - 16 hours ago
Chaz Stevens