The 2013 Festivus Pole To the State Capitol Building Road Trip Update

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Early this morning, I received a call from Sherrie Routt from the Department of Management Services inquiring about my Festivus Pole application.

Routt had two questions for me:

  1. When do I wanna put the f***er up, and for how long?
  2. They wanted a pictured faxed or emailed.

Let the Feats of Strength BEGIN!

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From: Chaz Stevens [mailto:chaz@myactsofsedition.com] Sent: Thursday, December 05, 2013 9:09 AM
To: Routt, Sherrie
Subject: The 2013 PBR Holiday Festivus Pole

Ms. Routt;

Thank you for calling me and helping me with my application.

As requested, here is a picture of the Festivus Pole Kindly note, this version of the display in the attached pictures stands over 8” tall. However, the one that will be on display in the Capitol Building will conform to DMS guidelines — under 6 feet tall. Both occupy about a 2’x2’ area.

Kindly confirm receipt of this email.

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I received it, please stand by while we process your request.

Thank you,

Sherrie K. Routt, Administrative Assistant II
Department of Management Services
Phone: 850.413.9586
Fax: 850.617.6476

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