Religion is like a penis. Also PBR Festivus Pole v2.0 lives.

Festivus v2.0

Thanks to my very good buddy, Thomas Wright, the Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole v2.0 is ready for erection in the Florida State Capitol building.

Let us take this moment to bow our asses heads in prayer.

Oh Jesus, there is no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in c***.

Play ball!

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Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
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