Charlie doesn’t surf in Deerfield Beach. AIRCAV!

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To: BSO Deerfield Beach Capt’n Robert Schnakenburg

via email

Hey Chief;

In case you’ve been in a coma for the last few months, you might have missed the 45 foot trailer parked over on the WhiteTrashVille section of our beach.

I’m wondering… How did that giant silver turd get there?

  • Air Cav!
  • Someone borrowed the NCC-1701 Enterprise’s teleporter and shatner’ed it in.
  • Amazon Prime 2-day shipping

Unless I am mistaken, this here ain’t Daytona and it’s illegal drive on the beach — making me wonder, how do the owners plan to handle the undo (aka get rid of that eyesore)?

Finally, can we start implementing a border/customs check to help keep retarded Boca lawyer-f***s out of our city?  I’d be willing to man the post — I’d have to be in charge of the unit’s SAW though.

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Perhaps this instructional video might shed light on this matter.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

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