Au revoir dick nose photos.

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Here at MAOS, we love gags. Many of our pieces are “bits”, jokes that sometimes are only funny to a select few (aka me).

When we erected the Festivus Pole in Tallahassee, a major concern of ours was the gag would fall flat — since we already “told it” in Deerfield.

Things get old, worn out, run down.  And when that happens, it’s time to move onto something new. Such is the case with the dick-nosing of local public figures who deservedly deserve a photoshopped penis on their mug.

So, it’s with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes that I am saddened to announce MAOS will no longer be dick-nosing. It’s the end of an era, and what a run! From that twit down in Dania (Pat Flury) that quit her job, to a raft of other nitwits bothered by the CockSnoz, it’s been great fun.

But that’s it.

Done.

Time for us to find a new gag.

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Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens

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Father of the world-famous Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole, Chaz’s antics are sure to entertain, educate, and irritate. Chaz has been appeared on The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Fox News, and hundreds of national media outlets, and several international newspapers.
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