From the Court: Eric Haynes’ atty complains about MAOS photoshopping.

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Lauderdale Lakes Eric “Deadbeat Dad” Haynes continues his legal fight against paying his rightful share of child-support. At debate, what is Haynes’ income. If one believes (we don’t) his Financial Disclosure forms, he’s just barely making ends meet ($50K Commission salary).

It’s so bad, he has to live in a garage!

Seems ol’ Eric forgot about income from his New Jersey business venture.

What you talking about, Willis?

Looks like Haynes’ got himself a Garden State gig.

Oh THAT project!

Haynes attorney considers the NJ based financials to be “confidential information”, and therefore not willing to cough up. So, a Court rep. traveled to the Garden State, reviewed the books, and determined Haynes — contrary to his sworn oath stating otherwise — was not fully reporting his income.

How many “pa pa fuck-you-Eric-you-dirt-bag pa’s in perjury?”

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We’re also hearing reports that Tough Guy Military Career Veteran Haynes was complaining to the Judge about our Photoshop efforts.

Haynes’ whining didn’t fly with Judge Cohen, who responded, “I don’t have anything to do with bloggers”.

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