Al Capellini and his $1.1M bar tab.


Greetings Commissioners;

Before I begin, I’d like to say to Commissioner Richard Lakenballs, “hope you enjoyed the present. Bet you’ve not seen a patriotic pair like that in years!”

Now, to the rest of you folks, I say, “listen up bitches, as contrary to the moron Saran Moranon, the decision to pay Al Crookellini’s $1.1M bar tab is far from decided.”

To wit, please find enclosed a letter from the State Ethic’s Commission, in which they write to Attys. Bogenschutz and Michelson, “Please be advised that a continuance in the above-captioned complaint has been granted. The matter is now scheduled for Friday, July 24, 2015, at 10:00 a.m., in the Third Floor Courtroom of the First District Court of Appeal, 2000 Drayton Drive, Tallahassee, Florida.”

The Ethics folks also state no further continuances will be granted.


See where this is going, right?  If Capellini gets nailed with an ethics complaint (and hopefully the 850ers did a better job with discovery than ASA SheSucks Maus) … if Cap gets nailed, the City will use that an excuse to deny the paying of the bill, I suppose.

Hence the continual delay.

It’s all about Boggie getting paid, and to that I say, fuck him, his client lied on the stand and should be a convicted felon.

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